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  • Better Left Unsaid by Amity33 https://archiveofourown.org/works/10079192 Klaus discovers that Dorian has been stealing things from him and adding them to a growing cache of mementoes. Some are not physical objects, either – and that is the most disturbing of all! Amity33 has a gift for writing funny stories. I had to make myself choose just one.

  • I Dream of Eroica by Kadorienne https://archiveofourown.org/works/99249 Crossover with I Dream of Jeannie. Dorian is a genie in a bottle and Klaus is his mostly unwilling ‘Master’. Kadorienne has been one of the most prolific writers in the fandom and she has a very broad range, from dark to light, from thrillers to fluff to comedy.

  • On Tanks and War by Anne-Li https://archiveofourown.org/works/126424 How to get your lover’s attention in the age of internet chat-rooms. I enjoy this one from Anne-Li because it paints a nice domestic picture of how things might go if Dorian and Klaus were to settle down together.

  • A Snake’s Tale by General Zargon https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10655862/1/A-Snake-s-Tale This story saves the very best part of the joke for right at the end. Klaus isn’t fully human in this story – he’s a Naga. His true form is a giant snake. The story ends with a cheeky line about letting Dorian find out for himself what other physical characteristics Nagas have. Well, I didn’t know what they were when I first read the story – so I looked it up. You should, too. It made me laugh out loud to think what Dorian’s reaction might be.

  • What Do You Do Next, Dorian Red? by Anne-Li. https://archiveofourown.org/works/25203931?show_comments=true#main It's really funny (with a slight undercurrent of seriousness) and it's also in the very unusual form of a Choose Your Own Adventure game.

For the crack kind of fun I enjoy Engiel’s Klaus and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day http://archiveofourown.org/works/6168 Dorian comes to Bonn and discovers that Klaus is having a very bad day - or rather the Alphabet has, as they all fail at their mission, every single one of them.

and Whizbang and Yoikos The Interview http://archiveofourown.org/works/1528868 Crack AU in which Klaus is a football player and Dorian is a fashion reporter sent by his employer (Mr. James, Esq., of the Tattler) to interview him for the World Cup.

Also Margaret Price’s Klausian Pillow Talk http://www.fried-potatoes.com/fanfiction/viewstory.php?sid=142 Excempts from the runaway best seller Eberbach's Dos & Don'ts of Sexual Intimacy or Foppish Bullshit to Help You Get Laid, by Klaus von dem Eberbach, formerly of NATO.

And, because they made me smile, Grey Bard’s Diminished Capacity http://belladonna.org/GreyBard/diminishedcapacity.html Klaus is thoroughly exhausted after a mission, not exactly on top of his game. When Dorian arrives the good major is too tired to mount a proper defence. How will Dorian react?

and Amity33’s Germany's Secret Weapon https://archiveofourown.org/works/13972920 Late at night the coach of the German National Football Team gets a call and a very inspiring reason for the team to win against Brazil ...